« 1. I’m Not a Photographer.
2. 95% of the people you see in my pictures are friends, ex girlfriends, current girlfriends, some girl’s girlfriend, some random dudes and a couple gays here and there.
I know these people.
Guess who doesn’t know them. The Robot Camera Machine.
The Robot Camera Machine is a dirty rotten box of bolts that don’t know shit. The stuff it does to people with it’s ten billion watt flash is nothing less than barbaric, freezing them, killing them, exposing their zits and warts and clogged pores and such.
The Robot Camera Machine LIES.
Fuck The Robot Camera Machine and it’s cruel robot camera machineness.
Using a Robot COMPUTER Machine, I take the LIES The Robot Camera Machine tells and replace them with…. ummm… groceries, flying pets….
…and a bunch of other bullshit.
Fuck the robots.
Bless the robots.
ALSO, no meetings were held in the making of ANY of these photos.
The Inept take meetings as the Adept take naps.
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